Punxsutawney Phil ‘indicted’ over spring forecast
"Punxsutawney Phil did purposely, and with prior calculation and design, cause the people to believe that spring would come early." … Punxsutawney Phil is charged with misrepresentation of spring, which constitutes a felony "against the peace and dignity of the state of Ohio." 
The penalty Phil faces—Mike Gmoser, the prosecutor in southwestern Ohio’s Butler County, wrote in an official-looking indictment—is death.

Punxsutawney Phil ‘indicted’ over spring forecast

"Punxsutawney Phil did purposely, and with prior calculation and design, cause the people to believe that spring would come early." … Punxsutawney Phil is charged with misrepresentation of spring, which constitutes a felony "against the peace and dignity of the state of Ohio." 

The penalty Phil faces—Mike Gmoser, the prosecutor in southwestern Ohio’s Butler County, wrote in an official-looking indictment—is death.

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