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“It must be nice in Iraq, because some of you keep coming back again and again,” - Stephen Colbert Colbert told his guest, Gen. Ray Odierno, he felt “a little intimidated” by him, not because he was he top U.S. commander in Iraq, but because it felt like he was “interviewing Shrek.” Odierno is an imposing bald figure at 6-feet, 5-inches tall. Odierno said the military is “not yet ready to declare victory” in Iraq and that there was a little more work to be done for long-term stability. “I, Stephen Colbert, by the power invested in me by basic cable, officially declare we won the Iraq war,” Colbert said, as his audience broke out into applause. The interview was interrupted when President Obama appeared on large television screens. The commander-in-chief told his general it was time to “cut that man’s hair.” With white electric hair clippers in his hand, Ordierno stood up and began shaving Colbert’s trademark thick dark hair. The troops stood and cheered as a female member of Colbert’s staff finished the job. CNN.com

“It must be nice in Iraq, because some of you keep coming back again and again,” - Stephen Colbert

Colbert told his guest, Gen. Ray Odierno, he felt “a little intimidated” by him, not because he was he top U.S. commander in Iraq, but because it felt like he was “interviewing Shrek.” Odierno is an imposing bald figure at 6-feet, 5-inches tall.

Odierno said the military is “not yet ready to declare victory” in Iraq and that there was a little more work to be done for long-term stability.

“I, Stephen Colbert, by the power invested in me by basic cable, officially declare we won the Iraq war,” Colbert said, as his audience broke out into applause.

The interview was interrupted when President Obama appeared on large television screens. The commander-in-chief told his general it was time to “cut that man’s hair.”

With white electric hair clippers in his hand, Ordierno stood up and began shaving Colbert’s trademark thick dark hair. The troops stood and cheered as a female member of Colbert’s staff finished the job.

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“These days credit is as hard to come by as a brunette on Fox News.”

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Stephen Colbert “Interviews” Bill O’Reilly: The topic — reporting rumors about Caroline Kennedy

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Stephen Colbert was especially intrigued by Bush’s statement during a speech delivered as part of Israel’s 60th anniversary celebrations that “as Nazi tanks crossed into Poland in 1939, an American senator declared, ‘Lord, if I could only have talked to Hitler, all this might have been avoided.’” “This can only mean one thing,” Colbert suggested. “The American senator who wanted to talk to Hitler back in 1939 was in fact, Barack Obama. He is not just a secret Muslim. He’s a secret time-traveling Nazi Muslim.”click pic for video  The Raw Story
Stephen Colbert was especially intrigued by Bush’s statement during a speech delivered as part of Israel’s 60th anniversary celebrations that “as Nazi tanks crossed into Poland in 1939, an American senator declared, ‘Lord, if I could only have talked to Hitler, all this might have been avoided.’”

“This can only mean one thing,” Colbert suggested. “The American senator who wanted to talk to Hitler back in 1939 was in fact, Barack Obama. He is not just a secret Muslim. He’s a secret time-traveling Nazi Muslim.”

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 The Raw Story