"Sweet little baby?" "As far as you can tell."
“We had done filming our season at that point, so we decided to film for the wedding. And that was a decision that he and I made together. But I think that, with any decisions in life [brace yourselves], like, I spoke to a girl today who had cancer and we were talking about how this is such a hard thing for her, but it taught her a big lesson on who her friends are and so much about life. She’s 18. And I was like, that’s how I feel.”
Gawker: While CNN reporter Kareen Wynter valiantly tried to provide significant details about the Kim Kardashian/Kris Humphries nuptials to the American people, some kid—some punk—mocked the seriousness of this most historic matrimonial event and related gown news.
My Report From the Much-Discussed Prince/Kardashian Dust-Up: I was in row 619 last night. Prince was a few songs into his set when Kim — dressed in obligatory skin-tight dress and giant heels — slowly teetered up the steps.
Prince was dancing around one audience member after another. None of them seemed to annoy him like Kardashian did, probably because she just stood there. Nothing more than a smirk and the occasional hair pat. Prince soon dismissed her from the stage and added, “Welcome to America.”
That’s what a Prince concert is: an escape from the kind of America where talentless people are stars.
"Oh my God, I’m more naked than I was in Playboy. I’m so mad right now. She promised I would be covered with artwork. You can see nipple. The whole concept was sold to me that nothing would be seen. I’ve definitely learned my lesson. I’m never taking my clothes off again, even if it’s for Vogue.” - Kim Kardashian
Bill O’Reilly Does Not Want Justin Bieber to Have Sex with Kim Kardashian
BillO is just jealous because he knows his falafel can’t handle Kardashian’s jelly
Kim Kardashian’s caboose was one of the pervading topics throughout the evening of the White House Correspondents’ Dinner last night.
…One female journo said she was impressed by the sheer size…
A male TV network employee who will not be named for obvious reasons went on and on about it, remarking, “Put it this way, you could play cards off it.” He also marveled at the size, and said that he thought everyone noticed it. "Everyone wanted to touch it," he said.