- Jon Oliver: Rolling Stone has called you both the funniest comedian in America and a jerk-off genius. Which title would you like on your headstone?
- Louis C.K.: Well, they put that kid on the cover who blew up Boston. So f**k them. I don't care.
Never gets old.
Jaded Russians prove unimpressed by a 10-ton meteor exploding over the country with the force of an atomic bomb.
@TheDailyShow came to the White House today (that’s a puppet of Wyatt Cenac), pix by @Dharapak