I came in third behind Michele Bachmann and Ron Paul. I think that’s enough for any person to endure.

Former GOP presidential hopeful Tim Pawlenty, on The Colbert Report, when asked why he dropped out of the race.

He also said, “I thought of shooting sparks up my butt,” when asked about his campaign.

T-Paw winning all the points from PP, part one.

(via pantslessprogressive)

I haven’t seen something that staged (NBC’s “Inside the Obama White House” special) since that half-naked Austrian fell onto the face of Eminem at the MTV music awards.”…Eminem was mad,” he continued, to laughter and applause. “And so, just like Eminem getting dumped on, we’ve got to kind of regroup. We’ve got to continue to fight. And we’ve got some things worth fighting for.

Gov. Tim Pawlenty (R-MN) gave the keynote address at the College Republicans National Convention. he referred to a stunt at the recent MTV Movie Awards, and suggested that the Republican Party should be “just like” the rapper Eminem. - tp