"My boyfriend started licking my eyeballs years ago and I just loved it. I’m not with him anymore, but I still like to ask guys to lick my eyeballs," she told The Huffington Post. "I just love it because it turns me on, like sucking on my toes. It makes me feel all tingly." - Elektrika Energias, a 29-year-old environmental science student in the U.S. Virgin Islands.
After a night of barhopping in Cedarburg, the Racing Italian Sausage is missing
The Klement’s Racing Italian Sausage went barhopping in Cedarburg recently, delighting patrons and posing for photos. The only problem: No one can say who was wearing the $3,000 costume, which had just been stolen from the city’s Winter Festival. The 7-foot-long weenie was lying unused in a backroom at the Milwaukee Curling Club’s new Cedarburg location during a fundraiser on Feb. 16 with beer-tasting and curling, and a witness saw the sausage walk out of the south door about 7:45 p.m., … "We thought it was funny at the time," Detective Jeff Vahsholtz said. “Now we’re just hoping someone returns it.”
via Milwaukee Journal Sentinel

After a night of barhopping in Cedarburg, the Racing Italian Sausage is missing

The Klement’s Racing Italian Sausage went barhopping in Cedarburg recently, delighting patrons and posing for photos. The only problem: No one can say who was wearing the $3,000 costume, which had just been stolen from the city’s Winter Festival. The 7-foot-long weenie was lying unused in a backroom at the Milwaukee Curling Club’s new Cedarburg location during a fundraiser on Feb. 16 with beer-tasting and curling, and a witness saw the sausage walk out of the south door about 7:45 p.m., … "We thought it was funny at the time," Detective Jeff Vahsholtz said. “Now we’re just hoping someone returns it.”

via Milwaukee Journal Sentinel

Dog shoots Florida man Gregory Dale Lanier in the leg with a 9mm handgun
WTSP: A Highlands County man is recovering after police say he was shot by an unlikely suspect: his pet dog. 35-year-old Gregory Dale Lanier was driving with his pet pooch on Saturday when the dog kicked a .380 pistol that was on the truck’s floor. … No attempted murder charges are expected for Fido; police have ruled the shooting accidental. Sebring Police Commander Steve Carr says he never heard of a case like this before.

Dog shoots Florida man Gregory Dale Lanier in the leg with a 9mm handgun

WTSP: A Highlands County man is recovering after police say he was shot by an unlikely suspect: his pet dog. 35-year-old Gregory Dale Lanier was driving with his pet pooch on Saturday when the dog kicked a .380 pistol that was on the truck’s floor. … No attempted murder charges are expected for Fido; police have ruled the shooting accidental. Sebring Police Commander Steve Carr says he never heard of a case like this before.

Over the past year, in fact, [Robert] Smith has been summonsed, arrested and taken to court for disorderly conduct for “loud whistling.”
Smith is now free to whistle, but only under one unusual condition: He has to keep walking while he whistles. … ”It just got to the point last summer where the complaints just mounted,” said Trish McAllister, the city’s neighborhood prosecutor, who is charged with prosecuting quality of life issues. “He’s so loud.”
Read: Court order: Walk while you whistle in Portland - Maine Sunday Telegram

Over the past year, in fact, [Robert] Smith has been summonsed, arrested and taken to court for disorderly conduct for “loud whistling.”

Smith is now free to whistle, but only under one unusual condition: He has to keep walking while he whistles. … ”It just got to the point last summer where the complaints just mounted,” said Trish McAllister, the city’s neighborhood prosecutor, who is charged with prosecuting quality of life issues. “He’s so loud.”

Read: Court order: Walk while you whistle in Portland - Maine Sunday Telegram

Oklahoma authorities investigating a mysterious death have come up with a rare theory. They are looking into whether or not a 65-year-old man died from spontaneously bursting into flames.

This is a case that I’ve never seen before,” said Sheriff Ron Lockhart.

Family members found 65-year-old Danny Vanzandt dead Monday inside his home on Bawkin Road outside Muldrow. “The body was burned and it was incinerated,” said Sheriff Lockhart.