"The best advice I got from his producers was to talk to him like he was some rich drunk idiot at a bar."
Ah, the ol’ dick on the back prank.
As Erin Andrews shows us the sunburn she got at today’s NY Jets game, beardo weirdo looks on.
"I wanted to be on TV ‘cause I’ve never been on TV," 7-year-old Janiyah Rush said in front of Sexton Elementary School Thursday afternoon. “I’ve never been on TV, and I’ve never seen myself on TV.”
… "Yeah, that’s my daughter," mother Cassandra Rush said upon seeing the video on the iPhone of a DNAinfo Chicago reporter. "Is she going to be famous now?"
Rush said all five of her children love to dance and aren’t afraid of attention.
"My kids are always doing something," Rush said, adding that she often makes beatbox noises while her children dance. "All of my kids dance."
Read: DNAinfo.com Chicago